US lawyer fights for maltreated Pinays

I’ve read this article from the online Philippine Daily Inquirer, a leading newspapers in the Philippines. It was stated there the fate of a Filipina traveling to other country particularly in Hongkong. Accordingly, she was maltreated by the Hongkong Airport Authorities upon entering the country because of lots of reasons. The fate of this Pinay was similar to the fate of our movie actor/actress, who exprienced maltreatment in Japan. We cannot say that only ordinary Pinoys/Pinays will experience this unwanted fate because it was true to even well-known persons from the Philippines.

There are lots of factors that we, Filipinos will experience the bad fate, maybe because of our skin, or maybe because Filipinos were anywhere, or maybe because we are good in everything, or maybe because they don’t like us. Whatever their reasons, they must show respect and hospitality to their visitors in their country.

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Mabuhay ang Filipino !

Lifeline from the Professional Electronics Engineer in the Philippines

My wife is now in New Zealand. She asked me for a technical help regarding the D-Link ADSL Router with Wifi setup. She needs to control the router because someone inside their dormitory was manipulating  the router systems for his/her personal advantage. So, here is the Router’s Manual for her guide.

Good luck my instant network engineer!

Mga Istoryang Kataw-anan

Kining mga kataw-anan gikuha sa mga amigo nga walay lain mabuhat sa ilang kinabuhi mao lang gyud ang pagpakatawa sa usa ka tawong nag-inusara. Pasensya lang sa mga dili kasabot kay kining pinulungan alang lang gayud sa mga Bisdak! Ang mga nakasabot ani mahimoot, pero ang di kasabot way labot! Hahahahaha!

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.

DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT….

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UMAGAD: iuli ko
ning ako asawa nga buktot!
UGANGAN: ngano
mn nga ghapon pman
inyo kasal?
UMAGAD: kuan mn gud pa,
inig jer2x nmo ba
mgtuwang2x mn,

GIDAGAT ko oi  !*&@?

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Si satanas,niappear s park.
Pastor: “hahh!! S power sa akong pg2o pahawa satanas,
pahawa!!!…
Satanas: “Charr.. mura tag-iya sa park”.(–,)

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Parot said sa niagi nga BOY..
Parot: MAOT! MAOT!
BOY: sulti paka ana usab patay jd ka!

nxt day..
Parot: Pssst..
BOY: unsa mn?
Parrot: kato gud!

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MOTHER: Anak! nagdugo imong tudlo! ari diri be kay ato supsupon! tsup..tsup.. O wala na. Asa man ka nasamad anak?
ANAK: Wala man ko masamad MA oi! Gipisat man nako ang KUTO sa IRO.

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NURSE: Pila imo anak nang?
PASYENTE: 15 kabook
NURSE: Sus! Ginoo, wa ka ng gamit
PILLS, CONDOM, IUD, W/DRAWAL?
PASYENTE: Krus my heart day, OTIN ra jud!

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BABAE: ka gwapo sa pari, unsa man akong buhaton para mapansin sa pari? Ahhh, akong ibutang ning panty naku sa lamesa.
PARI: kinsa nang pante diri sa lamesa?
BABAE: ako padre
PARI: naay tae gamay.

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Dear Bulag,

Alam kong di mo pa ako
Nakikita pero pkisabi ky pipi
ibulong kay bingi na nanalo si pilay
sa takbuhan…..

Nagmmhal,

Wlang kamay

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SAKOP: Lenti kang
amoha ka! Imo
kong gihimo nga
tawo2x sa
basakan,unya ako
swldo wlay
saka2x! kun
ma2tay ko,kinsa
mopakaon sa akong
pmilya,ikw?
AMO: Eninglisa,kay
patas-on nako
imong swldo.
SAKOP: Lightning
you! Man2x me in
the farm,my
salary did not
climb! If i die
who will eat my
Family,you?

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JUAN: do, kalibangon mn ko. pro wa mn
koy ilu
PEDRO: aw, naa pmn ky P20 dha mao
na lng nay iilu
JUAN: usika uy pro cge nalng
( aftr kalibang Juan nibalik pro ngka-tae
ang kamut)
PEDRO: uy ngano ngka-tae mna imo
kamut?
JUAN: ikw kunoy ilu ug 20 ka tag mamiso
di ba magkabulingit imo kamut…

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c pedro ng karga og kanding sa bus
CONDOK2R: knsa ning kanding dnhi?
PEDRO: aq nah!
CONDOK2R: plitihan tani ha?
PEDRO: o’ pangutan-a lng kng naa ba na
xay kwarta!

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Nag pailog c God ug kaanyag,nkailog ta,
nanghatag ug kbuotan,nkuha ta,
nagkilat ug ka CUTETAN naigo ta,
nang regalo ug TARUNG NGA UYAB..
da oi nka2log ko..ikw?



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3 kawatan, g silutan sa hari.
Hari: dalhi ko 10 k prutas sa matag 1 ka nin u
C Juan, ng dala 10 ka apol
Hari: hala ipasok n tanan sa imong lubot,
kon mausab imng nawong o kon mukatawa k,
patyon tka.
Juan,gi pasok amg permirong apol, naguba ang nawong.
Patay!
Pedro, ngdala ug 10 k lumboy, g pasok sa lobot katposang
lomboy nikatawa, Patay!
Ngkita sa langit ang duha.
Juan: last nalng ta 2 na lomboy nkatawa pmn ka?
Pedro: nkakta mnko ni Berto ngdala og Durian…
hahahaha…

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Gorio: tagnaa unsay pinkanindot
nakong batasan nagstart sa A.
Isyot: aprutsabol?
Gorio: rong…
Isyot: abilabol?
Gorio: rong gihapon…
Isyot: unsa?
Gorio: ANIS…
hahahahahahaha!

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mga klarong pangutana nga wai au ang tubag:
1. nikaon nka?
-busog pa q
2. naa imo mama, dai?
-nanu man?
3. unsa tym imo klac?
-unya pa…
4. asa mo gkan tol?
-nagstroll lng tol
5. gi unsa nmog himo na?
-sayon ra!
6. nanu wla ka ghapon?
-absent q
7. unsa na orasa?
-sayo pa!
8. asa ka gus2 mo kaon?
-ikaw…asa nmo gus2?
9. asa nka?
-padung na!
wahahahahahahahah

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*THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK*
Bahala ug way kaugmaon
Basta maugmaan…
Kay unsaon man nimo ang
kaugmaon kun di ka na
maugmaan?
O’Ha?Ha?Ha?!

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Duha ka misis nangamote sa bukid:
Mrs1: Mahinomdom gyud ko sa itlog sa
akong bana aning kamote oi, hahahahah
Mrs2: Sa kadak-on?
Mrs1: Dlili, sa kabulingon!

A very simple Poem for my darling Virlie

Feeling Empty

by: Joseph Ronald Cañedo

We were longing for career development

We were longing for economic improvement

We were longing for immediate results

But we were still longing for more beyond our imaginations

We prayed a lot that our dreams will come true

We prayed a lot that it will happen tomorrow

We prayed a lot because we were in economic crisis

But sometimes we lost hope because it behaved differently

There was a time that we nearly losing our temper because of waiting for so long

There was a time that we would like to crucify people because of their deeds to us

There was a time that we questioned our destiny in life because we lost our job

But GOD answered our prayers in mysterious ways

Once our dreams being granted, we begin feeling empty,

because it is expected that we will be part ways temporarily

because we are missing our company

because nobody will tell us the magic word (I LOVE YOU) everyday

because you will wake up without your sweetheart

But, we must have to sacrifice because of our BIG Dreams.

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Crying Inside My Heart

by: Joseph Ronald Cañedo

I felt pain when my beloved wife leaved me for our Big Dreams

I felt so much loneliness when she need to sacrifice because of our ambitions

I felt helpless when she cried out loud

But, all I showed to her was a very sincere caress

I never lay down my emotions prominently

I never show a sign of weaknesses

I never display my real me

But deep inside my heart, I was crying

I need to be strong

I need to be stable

I need to pretend

In order for us to succeed our BIG Dreams!

I am hoping that my wife will understand me

I am hoping that she will never stop loving me

I am hoping that she will be strong forever

Because at the end of our dreams, there will be a bright tomorrow

GOD speed to you my ever dearest wife

Because I know, you sacrificed a lot

But rest assured, I am at your side.

How to Determine the Presents of Gold in the Rock

I have been into remote places for several days ago for a visit. I was walking down to the valley for almost two hours, that made me so tired. In order to regain my energy, I was resting on the huge boulder, then suddenly, I saw a glittering substance at the cross section of the broken rocks at the opposite side. Immediately, I came closer to the rocks and picked a piece of it for a sample. It crossed to my mind that the glittering substance was GOLD. So, I brought the sample in Davao City for testing and according to the experts that it composed of crystalline minerals but not gold.

Because of my experience, I asked the experts on “How to Determine the Presents of Gold in the Rock”, the following instructions were given:

1. Examine the rock in the shade rather than in the sunlight. Real gold still has a yellow sheen even in a shadow whereas fool’s gold does not. If there is no shaded area in the vicinity, cup both hands together and hold them over the rock before examining it.
2. Try to cut the substance with a butter knife. True gold is quite malleable and can be cut relatively smoothly with a knife. Fool’s gold will flake and splinter if you try to cut it. Alternatively, if your fingernails are long enough, poke at the area with the edge of a nail. Real gold will be dented by this action, but fool’s gold will flake.
3. Examine the rock under a magnifying glass. If the gold material looks flaky, then it is most likely not real gold. Real gold will look more like a glob than a flake.
4. Place a drop of industrial muriatic acid on the areas of the rock that look gold. If it is true gold, nothing will happen. However, if the surface of the rock starts to foam and the substance eventually dissolves, you are dealing with fool’s gold.
5. Contact the geology department of the DOST or university if you are still uncertain. A geologist will be able to look at the rock right away and determine if it contains gold.

After all, I was laughing to myself that I was fooled by a glittering substance. Who knows, that I collected a very rare sample of elements on earth…..Oh! what a funny experienced!